I don’t think I’ve ever been so glad to be an ex-journalist as I am this election year. But these two put it better than Annoying Little Brother, Annoying Big Sister and I ever could.

“So, Dad, did you know Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are having a debate tonight?”

“Yep.”

“Are we watching it?”

“Nope.”

“Why not?”

“For the same reasons we don’t watch German porn, or videos about how to treat gangrene.”

And read the whole thing.