I don’t think I’ve ever been so glad to be an ex-journalist as I am this election year. But these two put it better than Annoying Little Brother, Annoying Big Sister and I ever could.
“So, Dad, did you know Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are having a debate tonight?”
“Are we watching it?”
“For the same reasons we don’t watch German porn, or videos about how to treat gangrene.”
And read the whole thing.